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INTRODUCING YSN - FANTASTIC FOPPERY...
Some of the keener-eyed readers amongst you will have noticed a bunch
of
cadaverous fops appear on our acts page. Ladies & Gentlemen, raise
your
flutes of finely decanted porter as we announce the addition of YSN to
the
ranks of Wrath - they'll be heading up our new 'dandy division' with some
well-oiled pop of the most extravagant nature..... chin chin!.
YSN:
Scandalous
events within the walls of Club DeccaDance led the paths of Thomas J.
Booth, James Knox, Yonatan Collier and Pete Wurlitzer to meet.
All four gentlemen had become enamoured of the same beautiful arm-accessory
who was, unbeknown to each other, shamelessly seducing each of the vain
fellows with her feminine wiles.
One evening,
as the strumpet was seated in the member's area with DeccaDance's alpha-dandy
and host, Pete Wurlitzer, he noticed that the three gentlemen were eyeing
her with particular keenness and relish. But rather than striking each
about the face with his immaculate white glove, he excused himself from
the girl and went to enquire as to whom could be credited with their outstanding
tailoring.
Prior to this chance encounter Thomas, James and Yonatan had been little
more than a gang of immaculately dressed layabouts who spent their days
chasing ladies, gambling on fillies, and imbibing only the finest spirits.
Under the guidance of Mr. Wurlitzer they became masters of all three...and
they also formed a band.
"If this
were happening in Texas we'd have sent in the troops by now. But as it's
Leeds, it must be art." - Sandman Magazine
"A masterclass in throwaway theatrical fun" - Metro
"Essential stuff" - Losing Today
"Unique,
they exude flamboyancy and have a desire to entertain
in a way most others wouldn't even try to emulate" - reFRESH

YSN relaxing at home, yesterday.
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